the State of My flag

Now would you just look at the State of My flag; it is but a sketch! Some facts about the State of Me:

The State of Me:

The State of Me(officially known as the Absolute Anocractic Totalitarian Democratic State of Mine) is an independent micronation whose government and entire population is currently living in exile in my apartment. The nation has no current territorial claims, but seeks to conquer many ladies hearts in the future.

As a unitary federation it has a five-in-one autonomous province, and a three-for-two sale on mittens. It's parliament is one of a dissolved nature rendering it an absolute anocractic state. And as a totalitarian democracy each action of the state has to be agreed on by all citizens, something which restricts it's population size to that of one. 


History of it's name:

The nation began it's history having a State of Art name. Discussions soon followed, leading to it briefly being in a State of Flux when before resulting in being a State of Mind. The following uncertain situation on the whereabouts of this State of Mind then initiating the birth of a State of Emergency, which in turn lead to the State of Great Uncertainty, followed by the State of Wonder. Currently it is alternately being called the State of Mine, the State of My or the State of Me, depending on grammar, or the State of You, the State of Him or the State of That Guy Over There, if it is addressed by a foreigner.


Military history:

On the fifth of March 2014 the State of Me launched an invasion on Sweden. The forces entered Sweden by crossing the Svinesund bridge riding in the shotgun seat of my friends car, and later taking position at a mall in Nordby. There they met little opposition from the Swedes, and taken by the smiles and friendliness of the locals the army felt guilty and withdrew hours later; but not without having successfully acquired candy, beer and chocolate at a considerable lower price than back home. "A virtual raid" the High Commander of the army is reported saying after the invasion.

The intelligence unit of the armed forces are also reported having launched an intensive cyber attack on the historic Empire of the Incas. The attack consisted of posting five comments to an online video about the Incas on the web site YouTube. All the comments contained nothing but the word "spam". Four hours later the messages were all deleted. Considering the fact that the entire Empire of the Incas now has completely vanished from earths surface, the armed forces has claimed victory and celebrated by eating bilberry cake and drinking Oscar Sylte pærebrus.


National Day:

It's national day is Friday.


Basic facts:

The State of Me has a population of one, and a huge capital in my pants.


Head of state:

The State of My Head is in a very bad condition.